[Now that gets his attention. Josuke rears up indignantly, cheeks colouring and wings vibrating just enough to make a faint buzzing sound against the blankets. Sure, he can't tell him about what's taken up the majority of his time so far this month but...]

Hey, maybe I haven't told you anything "interesting" because I figured you'd just find it boring. [With a frown, he leans back onto the palms of his hands.] I went to that pool a little way out of the city and fucked my hair and wings up swimming. You ever wonder why bugs aren't supposed to go in water? Probably because it takes forever and a goddamn day to dry these things out.

[There. Should keep him quiet for now, right? With that, he turns his attention to the box, picking up various lipsticks and popping them open experimentally. Yeah, definitely not his colour.]

... there was something I wanted to ask you, actually.