I am formally writing you to explain that Lorna and I were kidnapped and replaced by impostors for the duration of last week. I can only speak on my behalf, but I apologize for anything out of line I may have said or done while my impersonator was working for you during this time. It was not me. They skinned our faces and used them to impersonate us, similar to that radio host. We just recently managed to break free from our prison and escape. I am not sure when I will be fit to return to work. Perhaps within the next few weeks, but as of right now my face is severely injured. I leave that up to your discretion; I will return whenever I am needed, and by month's end at minimum.
I again apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
<coolguy02> Sept 23, prior to his post to the forums
I am formally writing you to explain that Lorna and I were kidnapped and replaced by impostors for the duration of last week.
I can only speak on my behalf, but I apologize for anything out of line I may have said or done while my impersonator was working for you during this time. It was not me.
They skinned our faces and used them to impersonate us, similar to that radio host. We just recently managed to break free from our prison and escape.
I am not sure when I will be fit to return to work. Perhaps within the next few weeks, but as of right now my face is severely injured. I leave that up to your discretion; I will return whenever I am needed, and by month's end at minimum.
I again apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused.
Matsuno Karamatsu