It was the least-romantic thing I had ever seen in my life.

[ His eyes are going to keep hopping about from his hand to Josuke's face, and then to his elbow or somewhere in between to be sure that he isn't going to tear it off while he has his guard lowered. ]

Really? You can't? [ HE can't either. ] Believe me, it wasn't what I was gunning for. I don't like romance, Josuke. I never have.

I'm lucky that Jotaro is about as romantic a doorstop. [ A DOORSTOP HE CAN DEFINITELY LITERALLY BE. ]

Are you jealous?