[Does he think he's gonna draw a dick on them or something? Come on, man, he's not in middle school anymore, he's mature.]

You wouldn't know romance if it smacked you in the face. [because josuke's such an expert] So, you two are a perfect match.

[He doesn't get to bask in his joke long though- Rohan's next question turns his face red with embarrassment. Is he that transparent???]

No way! Why would I be jealous?!