Yukako makes it kind of hard to have my time with my friend.

[ He turns his nose up and HUFFS. He's not jealous of Yukako. No. ]

I can see why no one would want to bother. You're dim, you have a temper, your clothes are awful. [ He dodges the ugly hair situation to save his manicure. ]

What about here? You're a moderately okay-looking goblin. [ Insert bit about how his appearance matches his personality, yadda-yadda. ]

I thought you and Nijimura were an item at home.

[ There it is as a footnote. ]