Yeah, I'm not sure that anyone else here has it any easier than me, y'know? [He pulls a face.] All of the different monsters suck in their own special way.

[As if to get the bad taste of that thought out of his mouth, he picks up his fork, cuts a healthy chunk off of his cheesecake and eats it. Rohan was right- it is pretty good.]

Anyway. Your legs... they're totally identical? Same length? She didn't accidentally make one shorter than the other, right?