[That's horrifying. It's also not even the most horrifying part.]
He kissed you?
[...oh, right, and then there's the tongue thing too, but it's better for everyone if we leave that ambiguous and he simply doesn't ask whether it's a metaphor or not.
Because he's pretty sure it's not a figure of speech.
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[That's horrifying. It's also not even the most horrifying part.]
He kissed you?
[...oh, right, and then there's the tongue thing too, but it's better for everyone if we leave that ambiguous and he simply doesn't ask whether it's a metaphor or not.
Because he's pretty sure it's not a figure of speech.
Better to just not ask.]