Jotaro Kujo | A Warm Gargoyle. Important Person. Cozy As Hell. Jotaro is rude as fuck with a repertoire of bad one-liners but they care A Lot about each other. boy?? thING??? |
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Josuke Higashikata | "Nemesis". Awful Hair. They might actually be cool with each other now but don't tell anyone. It's still their jobs to make their lives Hell. |
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Vietnam | Important Mermaid. Very pretty. Excellent Art Subject. He trades her art for fine clothing. She will listen to him read the phonebook just to hear him talk?? She went back home, left him the tailor shop, and made him Emotionally Compromised. |
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Akechi Mitsuhide | MITSUHIDE HAS PROBLEMS. WOULD NOT RECOMMEND. |
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Yuzu Hiiragi | Another Gargoyle. Sass Master General. ALSO Very Pretty. She can be a little intense but she's smart for her age. He can respect that and finds her to be decent conversation. |
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Wendy Corduroy | Rude Raccoon. Some American Teenager. Master of The Dunk. We don't know why she is literally The Worst Thing but she is. |
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Madoka Kaname | Spooky Wendigo. Great Hair. Deceptively Cute. He works part-time at her cafe and was the person who introduced him to the Fog God. She is soft-spoken but extremely powerful. |
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Princess Anna | Actual Princess. Sticky Kelpie. Jotaro told him to be nice to her because she's his friend. She's polite but excitable and enjoys the heck out of his art. She can stay. |
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Queen Elsa | Actual Queen. Anna's Sister. Pretty Nymph. Another person he is obligated to be nice to. Elsa comes off as mature and easy to handle. She too enjoys art and talking about mythology from her homeland. She can stay too. |
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Shulk | Too Helpful. Everywhere At Once. CANNOT ESCAPE. Shulk does his best to be nice and maybe even make friends with Rohan. He is usually shut down... For being nice??? He doesn't deserve this behavior. |
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Light Yagami | Meddling Kid. Too Smart. He doesn't know what Light is about yet or what makes him tick. He is going to find out. |
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Hiyoko Saionji | Classical Dancer. Invested In Japanese Culture. Manages to make manticores pretty. Intriguing as she is, she's a brat. |
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Katsuie Shibata | Mitsuhide's Mom. |
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Genji Togashi | Loud Bara. Annoying Bara. APPARENTLY JOTARO'S FRIEND. But he will not be nice to him sorry. |
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Lucius Malfoy | A Real Live Wizard. Old Man. Convinced that Rohan might be a dark wizard or something. Source material fodder for his manga. |
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Karamatsu Matsuno | A Nerd Who Loves His Mom. An employee at Ebony Threads. Rohan likes having him around because he knows how to follow directions without complaining. He has Too Many Brothers. |
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Lorna | That time Rohan adopted a Quaker. Ye Olde Demon Apprentice. She is handy with older equipment at the shop. Rohan has grown fond and protective of her. It's weird. |
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Yoshikage Kira | Actual Serial Killer. Rohan doesn't like him, Sam-I-Am. |
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