[ The naga scoffs and casts a glance over his shoulder. ]

Mana. I wouldn't be proud of the stains on my carpet. Such a thing would be penalized at my castle. [ says the guys with the actual bathtub full of fermenting bodies. ]

I'm guessing that this is going to be a getting to know you activity with a twist. I'm not actually able to eat anything that isn't a liquid, so I'm afraid I cannot buffer my alcohol...