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[ Somewhere around town-- at the bookstore, the Tomoe-Kaname Bakery, attached to posts and notice boards --you find a small white notecard. On it is printed a little message and some numbers in ornate lettering. If you look closely, it reads the following: ]

Rohan Kishibe, Mangaka & Visual Artist
Owner Pro Tempore of Ebony Threads Tailor Shop
Highly Experienced.
Commissions & Advertising For Hire
Pay Negotiable.
Contact At: 512.66.730.91 for inquiries
Castle Lüvchaque - Directly North of Bavan per appointment ONLY.

(( feel free to use this as an action-based prompt too. any random interactions will MOST LIKELY take place in the form of walk-ins at the tailor shop unless it's pre-planned. just drop a starter in here! ))

Comments

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No, I think he is fully capable of taking care of himself.

Maybe he can be the one tasked with making clothes for all of you when your bodies start exploding and ripping apart. That will be one Hell of a paycheck. You guys have a real live breadwinner now.

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oh god please no
the last thing any of us want is clothes made by karamatsu

he can keep his sequins and jorts to himself thanks

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He wears jorts?

[ this word is not familiar but he can GUESS... ]

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you better believe he does
sometimes theyre covered in gems or his face is on his ass

its terrible
are you sure u hired the right guy for ur shop

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There's nothing wrong with gems. There IS something wrong with denim and I'm glad that I have never seen a single person around here wear it.

Are you telling me he puts his face on his clothes?

[ LET'S GET THIS RIGHT OUT OF THE WAY THAT HE HAS NO ROOM TO JUDGE SINCE HE OWNS UNDERWEAR WITH HIS NAME LITERALLY EMBROIDERED INTO IT. ]

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well if its denim you hate then ur gonna hate this guy
im pretty sure ive seen him wear a denim jacket over a denim dress shirt and ripped jeans before
like all together

and are you kidding havent you seen his tanktop that hes been wearing around here?
his face is right smack dab in the middle of it
he has pants where the pattern is his face
he has UNDERWEAR where his face is on the crotch

his ego is unmatchable by anyone else

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There won't be any of that around here.

If his fashion sense was on life support, it will get a little help from me. We don't design atrocities in this shop.

Why would he wear his face on his crotch? Good Lord, that has some strange implications.

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youre truly the hero this place needs

and i know its creepy right?
like if he ever gets lucky hes not gonna get fair cause as soon as someone takes off his pants and sees his face on his crotch its game over
theyd be sent to the hospital from laughing so hard

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I don't know who would wind up in the hospital first. The other person or him.

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why him? cause hed get clocked for wearing his own face in bed?

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I know I would punch someone like that square in the dick.

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thats probably 4 the best

no one wants any little karamatsus running around anytime soon one is enough