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[manuscripture]

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[ Somewhere around town-- at the bookstore, the Tomoe-Kaname Bakery, attached to posts and notice boards --you find a small white notecard. On it is printed a little message and some numbers in ornate lettering. If you look closely, it reads the following: ]

Rohan Kishibe, Mangaka & Visual Artist
Owner Pro Tempore of Ebony Threads Tailor Shop
Highly Experienced.
Commissions & Advertising For Hire
Pay Negotiable.
Contact At: 512.66.730.91 for inquiries
Castle Lüvchaque - Directly North of Bavan per appointment ONLY.

(( feel free to use this as an action-based prompt too. any random interactions will MOST LIKELY take place in the form of walk-ins at the tailor shop unless it's pre-planned. just drop a starter in here! ))

Comments

[manuscripture]

But can you cook things with your own fire?

Follow-up question: Can you grill things on yourself?

[starmark]

...

HOLY SHIT

[manuscripture]

Maybe I should eat more meat instead.

I suppose you could say now we're cooking with gas.

Or.

Whatever fuels your body's heat source. I never did figure that one out.

[starmark]

don't say gas, it makes it sound like i have it

AND I DON'T

...

but now i need to know if i can grill a steak on myself

jesus this is like shotgunning hot coffee with josuke all over again

[manuscripture]

If you try grilling a steak on yourself, can I draw it?

Please.

[starmark]

is that really something you think needs to be preserved as a piece of art for all time

[manuscripture]

It could be my Magnum Opus for all you know.

[starmark]

so you're saying it's going in the secret sketchbook filled with all the dirty pictures of me

[manuscripture]

Define 'dirty'.

[starmark]

dirtier than the ones in the one i found that one time

i assume you have others i haven't found

ones that are worse

[manuscripture]

Citation needed. You can't prove shit.

[starmark]

circumstantial evidence

you keep deflecting shit but you haven't actually said no yet

[manuscripture]

Yeah because I'm calling bullshit on your bullshit.

My artwork is pure and untainted.

[starmark]

are you saying pictures of me are tainted and impure???

[manuscripture]

Don't twist this around and put words in my mouth.

[starmark]

you want to draw a picture of me grilling hamburgers on my biceps and we're calling that pure and untainted now

[manuscripture]

I'M DRAWING IT FOR THE EXPERIENCE, NOT TO GET OFF TO.

[starmark]

oh, i know

i just like winding you up sometimes

[manuscripture]

Is that supposed to be a pun at the end of all this?

Like a snake pun

winding

sidewinder

If it wasn't, forget I brought it up and assume I'm just saying that you're being rude.

[starmark]

oh my god

it wasn't

but you did it for me anyway

i can't believe it

you finished a pun for me when i wasn't even making one

[manuscripture]

Shit.

I didn't mean it.

I swear.

[starmark]

you can't take it back now

accept it

we make a great team

you come up with shitty lines even when i don't think of them myself

[manuscripture]

We make something but I don't think a 'team' is the right word.

I can't believe I did that.

Don't tell anybody.

[starmark]

this is so great

sidewinding you up

ha ha ha

[manuscripture]

It doesn't even apply currently!

I hate this. I hate you. I hate everything.