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[ Somewhere around town-- at the bookstore, the Tomoe-Kaname Bakery, attached to posts and notice boards --you find a small white notecard. On it is printed a little message and some numbers in ornate lettering. If you look closely, it reads the following: ]

Rohan Kishibe, Mangaka & Visual Artist
Owner Pro Tempore of Ebony Threads Tailor Shop
Highly Experienced.
Commissions & Advertising For Hire
Pay Negotiable.
Contact At: 512.66.730.91 for inquiries
Castle Lüvchaque - Directly North of Bavan per appointment ONLY.

(( feel free to use this as an action-based prompt too. any random interactions will MOST LIKELY take place in the form of walk-ins at the tailor shop unless it's pre-planned. just drop a starter in here! ))

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I thought I explained to you that you shouldn't bother Jotaro at all. Ever.

[ we're a little protective. please understand. ]

[ufufufufu]

That's why I'm apologizing! ;)

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What did you say to him?

[ufufufufu]

Lots of stuff. I didn't realize I'd miss talking as much until I couldn't communicate. HAHAHAHA.

But I told him that he couldn't beat me up yet because I wanted to really savor the beating. It's hard to savor it when I'm already injured. I really want to enjoy the way that his fists and feet and words will destroy me! It's no fun if I can't really feel it, right? Right!! So that, yes, yes!

Also, I asked if he wanted to see that. It's almost complete! I'm so happy. Katsuie was being difficult and dismantled it. I had to move it to another place or else he'd get rid of it again. It's really hard to make, you know? So I invited him to see it! My tribute. It's coming along. So are the puppets!

Do you want to see it, too?

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Puppets? Tribute? I don't want to see it.

Did you get your tongue put back in your mouth yet or is that still just happily flopping around and doing everyone a favor?

[ufufufufu]

All right! :) :)

It's all sewn up. Sewn, sewn. I tore out my throat to fix it and then lots of black stuff came out. SPURTING, SPURTING. GURLGLING. It was really funny! Hahahaha!

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You left a huge mess in my doorway. It's never happening again.

I couldn't get the death taste out of my mouth.

[ufufufufu]

I'm sorry. :(

I suppose I should say sorry for that, too. Sorry. I thought that'd be a good present. I also got to bully you a little. That's always fun. Did you felt it? My love for you? I thought you did. Just a little.

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You don't love me.

[ufufufufu]

I love you. :c What makes you think I don't? I love everyone. Everyone. I really love them so much!

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Because that is not what love is.

Your views are skewed. You are insane.

[ufufufufu]

I am.

But these feelings are my own. :)

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[ OH GOOD THEY AGREE ON SOMETHING. ]

I felt nothing for you.

[ufufufufu]

[ OF COURSE, HE IS. WHO WOULD CALL HIM SANE? HAHAHA. THAT'S A FUNNY JOKE, TOO! ]

Wait. Nothing????

That's no good. No good.

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What made you think that I would?

[ufufufufu]

When people get that close, they feel something, right? Something? I guess I have to visit again. I'll bring something good that you feel something! No worries!! :) :) :) :)

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Mitsuhide, I will never feel anything for you. Nothing I feel will ever be close to love.

[ufufufufu]

Then I'll burn the house down. HAHAHAHHAHA.

No, no. I only do that with my lord. I like to do that. Burn his house down while he's in it. It's really funny. He gets so mad about it every time.

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... I would not like that.

It only makes me want to skip town faster.

[ufufufufu]

Nobody likes it. I like it. I liked it a lot. It's fun. First you kill everyone and then set the building aflame. 'Course, I'd ask everyone if they'd please leave and then they wouldn't and then they'd brandish weapons and then I'd get so excited at seeing all the blood -- people ended up dying. It's really strange!! Then my master would call out my name in such angry, disgusted tones. He'd get really, really mad about it, Rohan! It always was a lot of fun ... how mad he got. Then, he's learned not to keep so much of the army in one place. It's really hard to build up people when I kill them every few years. HAHAHAHA! :)

But I don't want you to leave your home. Your home is your home is your home. That'd be sad. You're not like Lord Nobunaga, after all! He tends to ignore these things after they happen because they happen so frequently. Ah, I miss him! I miss him!!!

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I have a history of houses that have caught on fire. It's not something I can say that I enjoy.

Katsuie was right about you.

[ufufufufu]

Too bad! It's really fun. You start to feel your breath choking. Choke. Choke. Fire. Burning. The flesh is turning black! Then a sweet relief in burning blood. Like that!

Ah? Katsuie? You finally met my sweet Katsuie! Isn't he extremely gloomy?

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I like Katsuie.

You don't deserve him.

[ufufufufu]

I'm so happy that you like Katsuie! He's such a sweet and wonderful boy. I want to bully him forever and ever. As his superior, I have to watch out for him.

So, even if I don't, Lord Nobunaga tasked me with it so it is what it is what it is!

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[ufufufufu]

That reminds me!

I showed Lord Nobunaga your picture. I like it so much. I like it so much and showed it to him. He said that it was absolutely worthless and disgusting. He said that no one can capture him in any art form, no one can do anything in order to contain what he is, and the fact that I attempted to do so I should have my head cut off. Isn't that just like him? He always says that about things that I love!