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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, ROHAN KISHIBE. FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 512.66.730.91 *** USER has joined 512.66.730.91 <AUTOMATED REPLY, DO NOT RETURN:> You have reached the inbox of Rohan Kishibe. I am currently away and unable to answer messages. Leave a BRIEF message with a subject line below. Messages will be replied to in order of importance and subject matter. Advertisements and junk mail will be ignored and blocked from this server.

[ Somewhere around town-- at the bookstore, the Tomoe-Kaname Bakery, attached to posts and notice boards --you find a small white notecard. On it is printed a little message and some numbers in ornate lettering. If you look closely, it reads the following: ]

Rohan Kishibe, Mangaka & Visual Artist
Owner Pro Tempore of Ebony Threads Tailor Shop
Highly Experienced.
Commissions & Advertising For Hire
Pay Negotiable.
Contact At: 512.66.730.91 for inquiries
Castle Lüvchaque - Directly North of Bavan per appointment ONLY.

(( feel free to use this as an action-based prompt too. any random interactions will MOST LIKELY take place in the form of walk-ins at the tailor shop unless it's pre-planned. just drop a starter in here! ))

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[It's the morning of the fourth and Rohan will wake up to a message in his inbox from a certain goblin. Well. Sort of.

>>STONECOLDCRAZYD has posted an IMAGE. If you wish to view, type LOOK.BMP

Attached is a picture of Josuke himself and, judging by the bed hair and smudged eyeliner, he was too excited to even wait until he was fully coiffed to message him- and the reason for that becomes obvious when you realise that he's not blue. Or spiky. Or be-winged. In fact, he looks human.]

woke up like this

im sorry

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Who did you blow to get the human fix-it spell?

Do you not take off your eyeliner before bed.

WOW rohan

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who did you blow to get that charming personality cause you might want a refund

do a shot every time i use im sorry in a subject line

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My charming personality has gotten me pretty far. I'm not releasing my secrets.

Congratulations on your face. Is that what you wanted?

i'd be on the floor in ten minutes

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:p

yeah i wanted a break from being like..... blue. all my clothes have holes in them though can i drop by later and borrow something for the month?

i'll get in my hearse and be there in 60 to 90 minutes

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Mana's plastic surgery is better than sex until you start getting critical about yourself. Been there, done that twice.

I suppose you can borrow something. I have a couple of pieces at the shop that should fit you in a pinch.

They're about your speed.

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and that's two times more than you've gotten laid

they don't have nibs on them right

and they're not made of you

or jotaro

or other people

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Says you.

No, they aren't made of anybody and they don't have nibs. Those are my signature.

I had a model who disappeared recently who left a bunch of things behind. You're tall and with an okay-ish figure.

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"okayish" is a big compliment coming from you

who was it that disappeared?

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Siouxsie, I'm afraid. I was very fond of her.

It's nothing too overly feminine.

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siouxsie was the tall one right? sorry i know you two were tight

sure you don't mind?

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My employees are disappearing without a trace again. She isn't the only one. Karamatsu and Lorna are the only ones left again. Anna being around has softened the blow but morale is waning.

If I minded I wouldn't have offered, Josuke.

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i can drop by the shop and help out every now and then if you want. i know it can feel really empty and weird when people just suddenly leave

if you can stand being around me that long i mean

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It isn't the first time. Disheartening as it may be.

I wouldn't mind the help. Jotaro isn't the best for fitting things on.

He only has one shape.

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brick shithouse dorito?

[official tailoring terminology right there]

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That's the scientific term, I think.

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i guess you're kind of limited to modelling shirts.... do you ever miss shoes

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I do. I miss MY shoes.

But if I am honest, I am more uncomfortable WITH legs now.

As much as I liked feeling human and looking like one again, I can't say that I long for any of it anymore. I have sort of forgotten how to be one.

It's disconcerting for about five minutes when I think about it.

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[Though he'd never admit as much, it's kind of a relief to see Rohan admit that. Sometimes he worries is all.]

yeah.... guess there's no point getting hung up on it when you don't know when things are gonna go back to normal. this IS normal right now

so if he's a dorito and you're a noodle what am i

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You have that hourglass thing going on but if I'm choosing a food, you are an eggplant.

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AN EGGPLANT???

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An eggplant.

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i think i prefer hourglass

[u have wounded a teenage boy's fragile ego]

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We were going with a food theme.

Regardless, if you don't mind clothing on the more feminine side if the spectrum, you are welcome to Siouxsie's things.

They were made mostly for the winter months. No dresses.

Unless that's your thing and you haven't told me about it.

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at least you didn't say pear.... or melon......... guess that makes you a string bean

sure they won't be too big? she was pretty tall