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[manuscripture]

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[ Somewhere around town-- at the bookstore, the Tomoe-Kaname Bakery, attached to posts and notice boards --you find a small white notecard. On it is printed a little message and some numbers in ornate lettering. If you look closely, it reads the following: ]

Rohan Kishibe, Mangaka & Visual Artist
Owner Pro Tempore of Ebony Threads Tailor Shop
Highly Experienced.
Commissions & Advertising For Hire
Pay Negotiable.
Contact At: 512.66.730.91 for inquiries
Castle Lüvchaque - Directly North of Bavan per appointment ONLY.

(( feel free to use this as an action-based prompt too. any random interactions will MOST LIKELY take place in the form of walk-ins at the tailor shop unless it's pre-planned. just drop a starter in here! ))

Comments

[manuscripture]

Seriously?

Why did you buy antlers.

Who does that.

That's the furthest thing from fearsome I could ever see on a rabbit.

[thefuckingbeam]

i didn't!!
holy fuck i didnt buy ANTLERS
i bought something to make me look more intimidating

fuckin mana, man.

[manuscripture]

Technically you did buy them.

[thefuckingbeam]

technicalities are stupid and i hate them
anyway i guess you can get the bambi jokes out of your system now

[manuscripture]

I don't have any off the top of my head.

Damn.

Growing antlers sounds pretty gross. I like it.

[thefuckingbeam]

oh
well
glad you think so
id hate for it to be a turn off

[manuscripture]

Why would they be?

Just curious.

[thefuckingbeam]

i dunno
im sure someone would be turned off by weird bony growths bursting out of my skull

[manuscripture]

Eddie.






i don't know if you're aware of this


but



i don't even have legs.

[thefuckingbeam]

yeah im aware thanks for checking
i just mean

man i dunno i havent dated much around here
its still something im getting used to

[manuscripture]

Is my lack of legs a turn off?

I don't date either. I've only had two lucky bites.

[ if yall consider yourselves lucky ]

[thefuckingbeam]

nah
its kind of cool honestly
and your scales are nice

[soft,]

well then im honored

ey bae you want some of my dead skin

[manuscripture]

I have high standards.

[ YOUR BAR REALLY ISN'T THAT HIGH, ROHAN. ]

You like my scales~? That's sweet of you. I am going to start shedding soon. I can make you something out of them if you want.

oh bb

[thefuckingbeam]

well shit
im double honored

[rohan what the fuck]

yeah i do theyre pretty
is that weird to say
whatever its true

think you could make me a new wallet

gay

[manuscripture]

No, because it strokes my ego and I enjoy the attention.

I can make you a new wallet. That won't use up too much. There's plenty of it. I'm using the rest to make lanterns.

[thefuckingbeam]

then ill keep doing it


thanks
id imagine youd have plenty left over considering youre like what
40 feet long

what are the lanterns for?

[manuscripture]

I used to make pants out of it.

Not for myself obviously.

I decorate the store for Halloween. I know I don't do my birthday thing, but I enjoy the macabre ambiance. Is walking into a store owned by a snake that is lit with dim snakeskin lanterns not semi-unnerving?

Think about it.

[thefuckingbeam]

i mean it would be kind of weird to make yourself snake pants
like
it would just be a tube of skin over your existing skin

that sounds pretty cool honestly
id be a little creeped out
i mean im always a little creeped out going in there anyway but you get my point

[manuscripture]

They weren't for me, genius. I made them for a friend.

[ """"""""""""""friend""""""""""""" ]

[thefuckingbeam]

yeah i get that
im just saying
itd be weird

jeez

[manuscripture]

Weird but you find it intriguing.

they'd be too snug on you anyway and your feet wouldn't fit.

[thefuckingbeam]

that about sums it up, yeah

dont worry i dont think i can pull off snakeskin pants
im not quite that rock n roll
a wallet will be just fine

[manuscripture]

I can have it done in a couple of days when my tail starts to shed out.

Also: You signed up for weird when this became


a thing.

[thefuckingbeam]

good i cant wait to carry around your skin in my pocket everywhere i go

dont worry
im aware
i like the weird.

[manuscripture]

I only get weirder from here, sweetheart.

You haven't seen anything yet.

Well, you sort of have. The extreme part of it.

It's more like my "minor" eccentricities.